Quite frankly I don't know how much more training for the WAG's team I could do. I have been opening bottles of fizzy on an almost daily basis. I can now get the cork out in 3 seconds flat even when paralytic. 
I work for a sweets company, so you can rest assured I know what I'm doing when it comes to both procuring and eating sweets and I'm very knowledgeable now on the sugar content and hence the energy giving properties of most brands.
I don’t need to train up my voice for pitch side abuse. I am able to join in most conference calls at work without even the need for a star phone and that includes the ones in Birmingham when I am based in London
And as for making the tea…well I hosted a tea party for the WAGs a few weeks ago and we all seemed quite capable of both making and consuming tea although mostly we prefer Bolly.
So when it comes to which of us most requires some training…well you boys keep up the Wed night nets because these WAG’s are already well on top of their game thank you
See you all soon …chin chin G